Was man so tut

wenn einem langweilig ist, ist meisten irgendein Blödsinn. Leute auf Omegle auf die Schippe nehmen, lesen, Musik hören, nachts um 3 feststellen, dass jetzt eigentlich ne gute zeit dafür wäre, noch n bisschen radfahren zu gehn und so weiter.
Mein letzter Besuch bei Omegle resultierte...in Schwachsinn.

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You: free undead babies for all!
Stranger: Nice slogan you got there
You: i know
You: i still have to fit satan christ in there somehow
Stranger: well, babies scare me
Stranger: satan and christ
You: no, satan christ....
You: 1 person
Stranger: what do they have to do with anything
Stranger: mmm nah its two people
You: with undead babies?
Stranger: satan
Stranger: and jesus christ
You: everything
Stranger: explain you theory
Stranger: instead of undead how about alive
Stranger: or just, babies.
You: you see, it was jesus who threw the airplanes into the twin towers...but the heat was so great he melted with the devil
You: so now, america will want to destro him
Stranger: ah i see
You: but he is amazing
Stranger: yeap jesus is pretty great
You: no
You: jeses per se is dull
Stranger: but i dont think it was him who thew airplanes
Stranger: into the twin towers
Stranger: just some crazy extremists
You: well, he played baseball with his buiddies buddha and mohammed
Stranger: ah siddartha
You: end of story, jesus didnt catch the plane
You: so
You: -> towers
Stranger: aah i see now
You: you see
Stranger: nice theory you got there
You: it all makes sense
You: it all fits together
Stranger: in your eyes friend, in your eyes
You: i just had to find why the americans were trying to hide that
You: i still cant put the finger on it
Stranger: you're creative little person
You: but i think it has to do with oil
You: because
You: you see
Stranger: explain
You: there is no oil powered angel in heaven
You: so why should they have it?
You: so america has no interest in the heaven
You: so they just covered u
You: and sad bad bad other religions did that
Stranger: interesting point
You: and all the while, satan christ developped his strenght
You: because he will have to battle his father
You: god
Stranger: explain again who satan christ is
You: which is a nickname
You: for godzilla
Stranger: interesting
You: so satan christ will have to battle godzilla
You: and with monsters being on the loose
You: i found out japan was the first to know
Stranger: difficult task
Stranger: go go godzilla
You: no
You: you don't get it?
Stranger: sorry, song lyric
You: thats go go power rangers
Stranger: yes sir. makes perfect sense
You: thats something else
Stranger: nuh uh
Stranger: go go godzilla
Stranger: oh no they got tokyo
You: satan christ fights for his freedom
You: to enslave and rule us all
You: #so we should be his proud servants
You: and vileify godzilla
Stranger: so, how did you come up with this
You: it's all mathematical
Stranger: oh see i would never be able to do that
Stranger: so, ill stick with the bible
Stranger: alright pal
You: you see, god(zilla) created a lot of sons
You: asus
You: bsus
Stranger: csus?
You: and gsus, we call jesus is the 7th
You: just loike the week hast 7 days
You: you see the similarity?
Stranger: sure do
Stranger: clever dude
You: well yeah...so, f-sus founded a city in turkey, and thats where the glorious revolution will start
You: the first undead babies out of pressure cookers will come from there
Stranger: makes perfect sense
Stranger: thanks for enlighting me
You: you're welcome
You: now go forth, my minion, and spread the word like a disease
You: and satan christ will invent new sins for you to commit
Stranger: sigh.
Stranger: i still dont get that part
Stranger: but ill go ahead and preach about christ and how he died
You: you're....special, right?
Stranger: and how we got saved
You: he didnt die!
Stranger: wait, thats what you were saying right?'
You: he melted with satan!
Stranger: nah he went to heaven
Stranger: to be with God(zilla)
You: nah, thats where he lives
Stranger: yeap.
Stranger: all right
Stranger: im gonna go preach
You: do that
Stranger: peace punch capn crunch
You: be a bit slow...
You: i think people will have a hard time following you
Stranger: thanks for the advice
Stranger: peace!
You: but make them follow
You: you mean wart!
You: -t
Stranger: wart!
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You: miau?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: catland!
You: are you allergic?
Stranger: of course what a stupid question
Stranger: no
You: damn
You: someone around that is allergic?
Stranger: are u male cat or female?
Stranger: and how old are u?
Stranger: im alone
You: i'm the sort of cats that busts the dogs bullocks....so take a guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: could u aswer?
You: i did
You: didnt i?
You: i dunno
Stranger: no
You: im confused
Stranger: age and sex
You: what do you want me to answer
You: theres so many questions
You: with all the poeple talking
Stranger: ionly 2
You: its kinda confusing
You: welll
You: yeah
You: online
You: but in my head
You: theres a fuckload ofem
Stranger: ok
Stranger: first cat gender
You: how do you want to know who is first?
Stranger: your gender
You: fiirst by speed, intellect, agility...whatever?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gender?
Stranger: better now
You: are you a dog?
You: do you bark?
Stranger: no im a horse
Stranger: im a curiosity
Stranger: who killed the cat
You: you're a horse?
Stranger: u know
You: damn right
Stranger: no
You: isn't it boring being ridden all day?
Stranger: so gender
Stranger: answert
You: and no one killed the cat
You: we have like 9 lives
You: some shit like that
Stranger: yes curiosity
You: and as we are a whole big fucking town up here that mackes a fuckload of 9 lives
You: soo...
You: come, bring it on, you HORSE!
You: we will not falter
Stranger: so......
You: we will bring our friends
You: the spartan sheeps
Stranger: ok u shemale cat
You: and we will battle you
You: with carpets
You: and furnitures
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: and the sheeps will sheer themselves to show you who's badass
Stranger: omk get a life

Warum sollte ich ein life getten? ich hab noch 100HP, das reicht locker fürn bissel^^
Wem das alles zuviel ist, dem kann ich nur PG-Porn empfehlen. Ja es ist Porn, aber nur für die, die alles am Porno mögen, ausserm dem Sex.

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Es ist einfach nur toll, was man so im Internet finden kann.
Gute nacht euch :>

Zum Thema Umfrage

Ich hab mir da mal die Freiheit genommen, ein paar Spiele vorzuschlagen.
Die ersten 3 nach Ablauf der Zeit werd ich mir dann einfach nach und nach vornehmen, und dabei dann das ganze Geschehen aufzeichnen. Also abstimmen^^

Thatguywiththeglasses...

...oder was man sich so anschauen kann, wenn andre ihrem sündigen, ketzerischen Getue, aka Schlaf, frönen.
Und nein, aka hat nichts mit russischen Automatikwaffen zu tun, sondern ist ein Akronym, steht für "as known as". Ja.
Das hier ist auch so eine ziemlich spassige Seite. Merkt man eigentlich, dass mir zu Studienbeginn wieder langweilifg ist? Ja? Nein?
Ich bin übrigens als Arzt eher untauglich. Wurde letztens erst bei Alien Swarm von..."neutralen Beobachtern" (sic) bemerkt. Ich mag die Klasse übrigens nicht. Techi mit PDW und Flammengeschützturm kommt einfach viel besser. Aber auch nur meine Meinung. Warum wundert es mich eigentlich, dass es im ganzen Saarland dann doch etwa 12500 Trackmaniaspieler gibt? So viele Leute hat doch das Saarland nicht. Oder doch?
Genug Leute vor den Kopf gestossen? Nein? Beschwert euch bei Cel. Die kann das zur Not auch.
Gehabt euch nicht wohl. Viel Spass oder so. Muha.