wenn einem langweilig ist, ist meisten irgendein Blödsinn. Leute auf Omegle auf die Schippe nehmen, lesen, Musik hören, nachts um 3 feststellen, dass jetzt eigentlich ne gute zeit dafür wäre, noch n bisschen radfahren zu gehn und so weiter.
Mein letzter Besuch bei Omegle resultierte...in Schwachsinn.
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You: free undead babies for all!
Stranger: Nice slogan you got there
You: i know
You: i still have to fit satan christ in there somehow
Stranger: well, babies scare me
Stranger: satan and christ
You: no, satan christ....
You: 1 person
Stranger: what do they have to do with anything
Stranger: mmm nah its two people
You: with undead babies?
Stranger: satan
Stranger: and jesus christ
You: everything
Stranger: explain you theory
Stranger: instead of undead how about alive
Stranger: or just, babies.
You: you see, it was jesus who threw the airplanes into the twin towers...but the heat was so great he melted with the devil
You: so now, america will want to destro him
Stranger: ah i see
You: but he is amazing
Stranger: yeap jesus is pretty great
You: no
You: jeses per se is dull
Stranger: but i dont think it was him who thew airplanes
Stranger: into the twin towers
Stranger: just some crazy extremists
You: well, he played baseball with his buiddies buddha and mohammed
Stranger: ah siddartha
You: end of story, jesus didnt catch the plane
You: so
You: -> towers
Stranger: aah i see now
You: you see
Stranger: nice theory you got there
You: it all makes sense
You: it all fits together
Stranger: in your eyes friend, in your eyes
You: i just had to find why the americans were trying to hide that
You: i still cant put the finger on it
Stranger: you're creative little person
You: but i think it has to do with oil
You: because
You: you see
Stranger: explain
You: there is no oil powered angel in heaven
You: so why should they have it?
You: so america has no interest in the heaven
You: so they just covered u
You: and sad bad bad other religions did that
Stranger: interesting point
You: and all the while, satan christ developped his strenght
You: because he will have to battle his father
You: god
Stranger: explain again who satan christ is
You: which is a nickname
You: for godzilla
Stranger: interesting
You: so satan christ will have to battle godzilla
You: and with monsters being on the loose
You: i found out japan was the first to know
Stranger: difficult task
Stranger: go go godzilla
You: no
You: you don't get it?
Stranger: sorry, song lyric
You: thats go go power rangers
Stranger: yes sir. makes perfect sense
You: thats something else
Stranger: nuh uh
Stranger: go go godzilla
Stranger: oh no they got tokyo
You: satan christ fights for his freedom
You: to enslave and rule us all
You: #so we should be his proud servants
You: and vileify godzilla
Stranger: so, how did you come up with this
You: it's all mathematical
Stranger: oh see i would never be able to do that
Stranger: so, ill stick with the bible
Stranger: alright pal
You: you see, god(zilla) created a lot of sons
You: asus
You: bsus
Stranger: csus?
You: and gsus, we call jesus is the 7th
You: just loike the week hast 7 days
You: you see the similarity?
Stranger: sure do
Stranger: clever dude
You: well yeah...so, f-sus founded a city in turkey, and thats where the glorious revolution will start
You: the first undead babies out of pressure cookers will come from there
Stranger: makes perfect sense
Stranger: thanks for enlighting me
You: you're welcome
You: now go forth, my minion, and spread the word like a disease
You: and satan christ will invent new sins for you to commit
Stranger: sigh.
Stranger: i still dont get that part
Stranger: but ill go ahead and preach about christ and how he died
You: you're....special, right?
Stranger: and how we got saved
You: he didnt die!
Stranger: wait, thats what you were saying right?'
You: he melted with satan!
Stranger: nah he went to heaven
Stranger: to be with God(zilla)
You: nah, thats where he lives
Stranger: yeap.
Stranger: all right
Stranger: im gonna go preach
You: do that
Stranger: peace punch capn crunch
You: be a bit slow...
You: i think people will have a hard time following you
Stranger: thanks for the advice
Stranger: peace!
You: but make them follow
You: you mean wart!
You: -t
Stranger: wart!
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You: miau?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: catland!
You: are you allergic?
Stranger: of course what a stupid question
Stranger: no
You: damn
You: someone around that is allergic?
Stranger: are u male cat or female?
Stranger: and how old are u?
Stranger: im alone
You: i'm the sort of cats that busts the dogs bullocks....so take a guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: could u aswer?
You: i did
You: didnt i?
You: i dunno
Stranger: no
You: im confused
Stranger: age and sex
You: what do you want me to answer
You: theres so many questions
You: with all the poeple talking
Stranger: ionly 2
You: its kinda confusing
You: welll
You: yeah
You: online
You: but in my head
You: theres a fuckload ofem
Stranger: ok
Stranger: first cat gender
You: how do you want to know who is first?
Stranger: your gender
You: fiirst by speed, intellect, agility...whatever?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gender?
Stranger: better now
You: are you a dog?
You: do you bark?
Stranger: no im a horse
Stranger: im a curiosity
Stranger: who killed the cat
You: you're a horse?
Stranger: u know
You: damn right
Stranger: no
You: isn't it boring being ridden all day?
Stranger: so gender
Stranger: answert
You: and no one killed the cat
You: we have like 9 lives
You: some shit like that
Stranger: yes curiosity
You: and as we are a whole big fucking town up here that mackes a fuckload of 9 lives
You: soo...
You: come, bring it on, you HORSE!
You: we will not falter
Stranger: so......
You: we will bring our friends
You: the spartan sheeps
Stranger: ok u shemale cat
You: and we will battle you
You: with carpets
You: and furnitures
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: and the sheeps will sheer themselves to show you who's badass
Stranger: omk get a life
Warum sollte ich ein life getten? ich hab noch 100HP, das reicht locker fürn bissel^^
Wem das alles zuviel ist, dem kann ich nur PG-Porn empfehlen. Ja es ist Porn, aber nur für die, die alles am Porno mögen, ausserm dem Sex.
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